“We Go Together Like Cats And Boxes…”
Being a Romantic Introvert 💘
Mood
Anderson Cooper’s co-workers prank him on live TV (x).
okay but:
i’d never seen a man murdered on tv before
his names is spaghetti
Lyrics:
“Cocaine ruin your brain (ay), please don’t do cocaine (ay), cocaine ruin ruin your brain (what), please don’t do cocaine (ay)”This sounds like a man on cocaine
Fammmm
The one dude headbanging in support has me in tears
Mood
I have long said that in order for any comedy to truly succeed as a story, there has to be meat beneath the jokes. There has to be that moment when it is not funny any more.
This. This is that moment.
#honestly even though this is one of the best scripts there ever has been #that is the greatest line #it’s /groundbreaking/ in terms of how it frames vengeance quests; temptation beats; inigo as a comedic figure throughout the movie #you know because this is a happy book (film) that inigo will get his revenge #but will he get JUSTICE #will he get ABSOLUTION #will he get CATHARSIS #those are the things we don’t know #and that line sells it more than any of the previous scene (x)
also:
well now I’m crying
I’M NOT CRYING YOU’RE CRYING
Best movie ever!
Also might be crying. @violetoccurrences!
boring & disrespectful: “oh, i can’t survive without my morning coffee”, “energy drink makes it so that i can get through my boring work”, and so on
living properly: treating caffeinated beverages like very mysterious & powerful magical potions that can give us unforeseen abilities
drink 15 cups of coffee in a day and you can clip through walls
me, approaching my local barista with trepidation and awe: potion seller. I am going into battle and I require your strongest potion.
potion seller: trenta macchiato plus five shots as usual, then?
me, extending my credit card with a trembling hand: fuck me up
me, drinking juice at 1pm: breakfast
me, eating a bag of chips at 4pm: lunch
me, eating a flour tortilla with nothing on it at 10pm: dinner
me, cooking a three course meal at 2am: bedtime snack
when you really do care about mother nature
That is cool af
my sister’s great dane doesn’t fit into store-size doggy clothes so someone custom made flannel pj’s for her and now i’m crying
an update: they are Good Pajamas
This is why I keep my tumblr account folks. This content right here.
“This is my forest.”